I love all things Labrador. I'm totally in love with the breed. I'd have a ton more of them if I just had the time and the money. Since I'm always running low on time and money, I only have two dogs right now, Chief and Kris. Chief is neutered and Kris is a stud dog. A 95lb black stud dog. He's beautiful, sweet, funny.....and horny. Kris is fovever a source of amusement in my household. Lucky for Chief, Kris usually leaves him alone. Chief is bold enough to let Kris know when to back-off and that "no, I will not be your bitch".
Enter Platoon Daddy.
Platoon Daddy likes to wrestle around with the dogs on the living room floor and get them all worked up. Somehow, Kris manages to pin Platoon Daddy down and proceeds to tea-bag him. I have no idea how Kris knows to do this, but he seems to have a giant smile on his face every time he does it. It's almost has he's thinking "yeah, that's right, I'm the alpha dog"! Platoon Daddy has been the victim of many tea-bagging incidents which I believe has now lead Kris to believe that this is perfectly normal behavior.
Enter my mother.
A few months ago, some of my family and I were outside at my mom's house in Chicago. We were having a few drinks (read: many) and decided we would attempt a few exercise moves and see who could do whatever the other person was doing. Kris thought this was a super-fun game and that he too should play. Did I mention that Kris is 95lbs of solid stud dog? Kris pinned my mother down and tea-bagged her. Yes, he did. Of course my brother and I bust out laughing and failed to come to her aid as my oh-so-excited stud dog decided to have his way with my mother. We were laughing so hard and exclaiming "ha, ha, you got tea-bagged by Kris"! Want to know what happened next? My mother asks "What does tea-bagging mean"?
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